" The devil is right at home. The devil -- the devil, himself, is right in the house.
And the devil came here yesterday."
Yesterday, the devil came here. Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of.
Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world.
Satan responded," This is an outrage, Chavez was completely out of line, I will be by to tempt his wife after this interview. This is a classic example of mankind blaming me for everything and refusing to take responsibility for its own actions. I can't personally be accused of manifesting myself as every self-righteous, supposedly religious, world leader that commits and/or looks the other way at what's tantatamount to genocide.
Consult your history Chavez,I am the most beautiful of all angels, I am vain and shallow, and a musician. So a comparison to ohh say Usher, I could understand, but have you seen Bush!? He looks like the love child of Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat. I'm responsible for why your twelve-year-old idolizes Paris Hilton, as opposed to anyone of any real worth, the reason she 's screeching promiscuous girl, in her expensive sweatpants with "juicy" scrolled across her barely developed behind. He clears brush on a ranch for fun. When was the last time you were on a brush filled ranch, and thought he devil's really here.
Have you heard him speak?! Kinda hard to become the father of lies mumbling and stuttering like a damned fool. I lie convincingly, my lies carry more truth, than his truths. I mean hell would be a fairly empty place if my lines were anything like his press conferences on the war on terror. I mean just because I know his daughters well doesn't mean we're one in the same. Furthermore I do not smell of sulfur, you don't get to be the prince of temptation smelling like rotten eggs.
Look at his record stealing elections, I don't have to steal I'm convincing, That's another thing war, that's not by bag, that's God's deal check your Bible, I'm a lover not a fighter. Patriot Act and spying on people, soo not me. I keep all dirty little secrets. Against homosexual marriage, when have I ever been sgainst people getting their freak on without that whole messy buisness of reproducing? I could not care less about stem-cells, family values, and abortion. No one has ever accused me of be stupid and brash, I am always known as charming and worldly. Don't even get me started on that whole Katrina bit, now why would I leave the murder capital of the world, known for prostitution, gambling, and corruption, before this country was a country, in ruins. We are talking about the place where America's sweethearts go to get drunk and show their ta-tas for two-cent plastic beads, If it had been up to me the entire city would've been rebuilt in a day. I was just as sick of Bush as everyone else, I mean the way those people were crying out to God afterward, you think I would've been off working on my putting instead of shutting them up? Then look at his overzealous drug policies, just cause he couldn't handle a little coke he wants people locked up for years for amounts well within the realm of personal possession, where does that get my agenda? There is nothing pretty or inticing about the all the death and destruction in Iraq, I build cities like Babylon, I certainly don't send children off to meet their maker before they've had their fair share of debauchery.
I am sometimes confused with my son the AntiChrist, and all bets are that he'll come out of America, but check your phophesy people he will unite thirteen nations and become ruler of the world to willing subjects. Bush has just pissed nearly everyone off. I mean everyone, since when do people care what Argentina thinks, since when has Argentina had to save Americans from disaster? Chavez you want to compare me to a mortal ruler compare me to the Emporers of Ancient Rome, now that was my thing, so much sloth people couldn't feed themselves their own grapes or walk anywhere, pederasty, greed, murder, betrayal. As for Bush, America's not thinking clearly here, he's more like some dumb, ugly, loser they drunkenly let con his way into their bed one night, leaving the world with a couple of incurable stds. I could go on here, but sin doesn't commit itself, and I think I've made my point.
